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2012 Fantasy Football

My draft was last night – took Matthew Stafford with the 9th pick out of 10 teams. These were my notes:

Staff Sauce

5 elite Qbs last yr

-Rodgers
-Brees
-Stafford
-Brady
-Newton

this yr, +Manning, Vick

Days of the elite RB are fading

lot of strong med-players

FUCK DEFENSE AND KICKERS
1. A Rodge

My 2-5 picks were:

Adrian Peterson

Victor Cruz

Michael Turner

Vincent Jackson

The rest of Motown Snarfs includes Vernon Davis, Jahvid Best, Randy Moss, Matt Schaub, Matt Flynn, Laurent Robinson, Shane Vereen, Rashard Mendenhall, and Mario Manningham.

KICKER IS SEBASTIAN JANIKOWSKI.

DEFENSE IS THE LIONS.

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2 Comments

  1. Dweez Dweez
    July 2, 2012    

    yu forgot my boy calvin jonhson smh snarf

    • Young $narf Young $narf
      July 2, 2012    

      lol he went before I picked G! Irregardless, you right.

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