In Game 1 of their 2011-2012 season, the Los Angeles Clippers looked dominant in a road win over the Golden State Warriors.

Game 2 was a nice test of both the newly-formed Clips and the San Antonio Spurs, who are coming off a 1st-round upset (#1 seed) from the Memphis Grizzlies (8th seed) in last year’s playoffs.

The Clippers got fucked up.

Things started sketchy with Fagu Ginobili hitting 3 3’s (with 1 being 3 FTs). The San Antonio crowd clearly spurred the young Clips in the first quarter, giving the Spurs a 26-19 edge.

The Clippers continued to be victimized by 3’s, giving up 15 of the first 34 Spurs points to the arch.

*Now we will sidetrack to the terrible Spurs announcing.

Stupid Spurs announcer states, “Clippers aren’t a good jump-shooting team,” and Chris Paul goes right down for a J. MUTE on the remote.

Horrendous biased Spurs announcers.

Ryan Gomes, J, butter.

Mo Williams, Chauncey Billups, CP3, Caron Butler, and Gomes all capable of range.

CP3 another butter J just inside the 3 (all happening before halftime in timely fashion for Spurs Suck-Ass Announcers).

Next play: Gomes 3.

Clippers are hanging tough, down 52-48 with 1:09 in the 2nd Q. Tied 52 all 0:47 seconds.

Manu deep 3 w 6 ticks… SPURS 58 CLIPPERS 54 halftime.

GET READY TO GET FUCKED LA. – START OF 3rd QUARTER

91-70, SPURS lead, 2 minutes to go 3rd Quarter.

96-71, end of 3rd. No one knows what the hell just happened.

101-78, Manu’s 3 with 7:00+ to go seals it.

115 SPURS

90 CLIPPERS

Lessons:

-Father Time Struck Midnight (Tim Duncan) last year vs. Memphis… yet Tony Parker, Fagu, and Timmy looked awfully gay and I mean that in a scary way.