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July 2011
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Excellent Speech

My Dude

This dude logically, passionately, and respectfully broke it all down… he even complimented Boner and said that Americans don’t need to see them fighting… thank you, i don’t. But Boner had to get his, little fucking snarf disrespects the Hell out of Obama’s spending, calling it “blank checks” muther fucker you didn’t even address the initial deficit fuck from W, let alone analyze where we are now. It’s all a game; everyone knows where help is needed, but if you have money, you can pay to delay how your money is being taxed.

I won’t sit there and let a great man, our President, be talked down to after he eloquently tried to reach middle ground. His plan involves universal fair sacrifices… do the math: those tax breaks for the rich need to be removed. An entire economy of people provides the money, not the guy who owns the company.

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1 Comment

  1. Young $narf Young $narf
    July 25, 2011    

    and we just took that lecture from principal prick. yeah, i’m the problem, with my income of 5k a year. Go fuck yourself, you resource hogging privileged white boy.

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