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Monthly archives for June, 2011
Dems v. Reps
Time to dive into something that still stuns me: how the snarf anyone votes Republican.
1. History
Where the hell is our reference? This world has had war, war, war, then fast forward to our country’s awesome independence.
Still segregation, despite being founded on clutch truth’s: all cats be equal.
So, let’s put it into pe [...]
Why I Like Sports Writing
I read a SLAM magazine in the airport growing up that changed my life. Scoop Jackson wrote a fake dream team write up in the Purple Reign issue w/ Lakers Shaq and Kobe on the cover.
While a stretch, it was a realistic stretch. Jackson wrote “The policy: fuck it.” In a magazine! He went on to detail a hilarious cast that kept it r [...]
Jimmy Butler: Chicago Bull
“Please, I know you’re going to write something. I’m just asking you, don’t write it in a way that makes people feel sorry for me,” he said. “I hate that. There’s nothing to feel sorry about. I love what happened to me. It made me who I am. I’m grateful for the challenges I’ve faced. Pleas [...]
Dirk Diggler: Booze Hound, NBA Champi...
“That’s the funny thing, I am older now than I was then. I actually think we partied harder in ’06 when we lost just to forget about it than we did now. Yeah, we’ve had some good nights so far, my birthday was in there. In ’06, Jet picked me up for the party bus almost every day, and we went somewhere just to mak [...]
Tim Howard: Slightly Racist
Stop crying you baby; that’s how we roll.
ESPN Los angeles – “After El Tri’s 4-2 victory at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif., Howard blasted CONCACAF officials for conducting the title ceremony in Spanish. ‘CONCACAF should be ashamed of themselves,’ Howard said. “I think it was a [expletive] disgrace [...]














