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Month: June 2011
Charlie Sheen: Juiced up
Major League’s Wild Thing was on steroids! LOL Shocking. In other swell ESPN headlines, we’ve got this nicely worded gem about our own Detroit Tigers Phil Coke: “Flat Coke moved by Tigers from rotation to ‘pen” Damn, too much baking soda?
Walkin Like a One Man Army
Boss
Young Ca$h – Motion Picture
Dems v. Reps
Time to dive into something that still stuns me: how the snarf anyone votes Republican. 1. History Where the hell is our reference? This world has had war, war, war, then fast forward to our country’s awesome independence. Still segregation, despite being founded on clutch truth’s: all cats be equal. So, let’s put it into […]
Murphy Lee – Wat Da Hook Gon Be
Season 7 Begins!
The LeBracle
Jimmer: Another shitty white boy, right? Right?
Right?
Why I Like Sports Writing
I read a SLAM magazine in the airport growing up that changed my life. Scoop Jackson wrote a fake dream team write up in the Purple Reign issue w/ Lakers Shaq and Kobe on the cover. While a stretch, it was a realistic stretch. Jackson wrote “The policy: fuck it.” In a magazine! He went on to […]
Don’t Rock the Boat, Either
Don’t Save Anything
Jimmy Butler: Chicago Bull
“Please, I know you’re going to write something. I’m just asking you, don’t write it in a way that makes people feel sorry for me,” he said. “I hate that. There’s nothing to feel sorry about. I love what happened to me. It made me who I am. I’m grateful for the challenges I’ve faced. […]
Dirk Diggler: Booze Hound, NBA Champion
“That’s the funny thing, I am older now than I was then. I actually think we partied harder in ’06 when we lost just to forget about it than we did now. Yeah, we’ve had some good nights so far, my birthday was in there. In ’06, Jet picked me up for the party bus […]