Snarf (snärf): A humorous occurrence and/or person, specifically one relating to the world of sport

About Us

The Sporting Snarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world. We attempt to touch upon, in varying degrees of print/video length, engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough.

We'd love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you'd just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure -- head on over to (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Scale of Sweetness (Athlete Mugshot Edition)

Shall we rank Athlete mugshots from lamest to G’est? Let’s.

1.5 — The Polar opposite of G’ness: Jon Daly

Was he already wearing a prison jumpsuit? Or might it just be his going-to-Hooter’s shirt?


3.3 –It’s alright if you’re afraid (especially Bob Ryan): Jason Kidd

Why so Serious?


4.9 — Mug shots are soo blasé: O.J. Simpson

Been through this before…


5.2 — Is WWF a sport…well if golf is…?: Ric Flair

Goin’ Ric Flair on dem hoes


5.9 — Please let white people still like me (and my endorsements): Kobe Bryant

Trust Me


7.0 — We’re getting G’er: Allen Iverson

Tijuana, will you please leave my house?


8.2 — Never trust the law’s definition of “Resisting Arrest”(e.g. they racist): Popeye Jones

Poor Popeye


9.2 — Extremely G: Carmelo Anthony

Melo even looks a lil like Mouse


10.0 — Words will not work: Money Mayweather




  1. oldschool's Gravatar oldschool
    March 10, 2011    

    only the money man could survive in the slam………..everyone else is getting their shit pushed.

  2. Snarfs's Gravatar Snarfs
    March 12, 2011    

    hahah jkidd

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