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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Scale of Sweetness (Athlete Mugshot Edition)

Shall we rank Athlete mugshots from lamest to G’est? Let’s.

1.5 — The Polar opposite of G’ness: Jon Daly

Was he already wearing a prison jumpsuit? Or might it just be his going-to-Hooter’s shirt?

 

3.3 –It’s alright if you’re afraid (especially Bob Ryan): Jason Kidd

Why so Serious?

 

4.9 — Mug shots are soo blasé: O.J. Simpson

Been through this before…

 

5.2 — Is WWF a sport…well if golf is…?: Ric Flair

Goin’ Ric Flair on dem hoes

 

5.9 — Please let white people still like me (and my endorsements): Kobe Bryant

Trust Me

 

7.0 — We’re getting G’er: Allen Iverson

Tijuana, will you please leave my house?

 

8.2 — Never trust the law’s definition of “Resisting Arrest”(e.g. they racist): Popeye Jones

Poor Popeye

 

9.2 — Extremely G: Carmelo Anthony

Melo even looks a lil like Mouse

 

10.0 — Words will not work: Money Mayweather

Wow

 

2 Comments

  1. oldschool oldschool
    March 10, 2011    

    only the money man could survive in the slam………..everyone else is getting their shit pushed.

  2. Snarfs Snarfs
    March 12, 2011    

    hahah jkidd

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