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Revenge achieved. Last night’s game was, well (beside being a new low of lows or high of highs), more about particular players trying to solitify certain aspects of their game to themselves, the team, and the opposition. It was a most memorable game-within-the-game senario for many of the participants (and fans, disgruntled and elated alike) involved.  Sometimes it’s more about the individual parts, than their sum or the stupid fucking whole. Whatever. Play if you want, I did.

1. Derek Fisher                                 A. A FGP below 20%

2. Anthony Parker                         B. Domination of Andrew Bynum

3. Ramon Sessions                           C. A bottle of LO’s “Unbreakable,” and total game-irrelevance

4. Ron Artest                                    D. Recognition of legitimate talent

5. Kobe Bryant                                 E. Redemtion

6. Antawn Jamison                          F. Special cement Nikes

7. Andrew Bynum                           G. A turnover on every drive to the hoop

8. Ryan Hollins                                H. Proof of being the superior shooting sibling