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The Sporting Snarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world. We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We'd love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you'd just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure -- head on over to (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

LeBron Has Worst Game of Career in Re...

Fuck your commercial, fuck the Cavs, and FUCK YOU, TRAITOR – GO HEAT!

Clippers Vs. the World

Get used to it, motherfuckers: it’s never going to change. The NBA thinks we’re they’re goddamn little runt. We get no respect, we’ll never be treated like a true contender, and we’re considered the shit of Los Angeles. Seriously, GET USED TO IT. THIS IS WHAT IT IS. Every fake fan can shove it right up their ass, [...]

Tigers’ Best of 2014

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Red Wings Storm Through Capital

Gustav Nyquist slapped a shot, had it bounce back to him in the air, then knocked it into the net for the first goal of the game. My brother, father, and I watched the game together on my dad’s birthday. “We could not be stopped.” The Red Wings overcame three first period penalties. However, two more later in the second afte [...]

Lynn Anderson – Rose Garden

Sorry, Royals – ya suck.

Happy Birthday, Oldschool

Elect Mark Schauer for Michigan Gover...

The election is one week away, snarfs, so let’s start campaigning. Schauer is the Democratic nominee, and that’s really all you need to know. Snyder has trashed our schools, taxed the elderly, and undone the beautiful breaks we had provided so filming on movies could take place here. Any Republican MUST BE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE COME [...]

Contours – Do You Love Me?


My schedule was yanking and twisting over the last several days to seemingly set me up, magically, for the 9:30 AM ET wake up call that was the scheduled start time for the Lions in London. I woke up at 5:30, had a few Heinekens, and settled in. It was a beautiful day in Michigan, not a cloud in the sky, really. The weather was decent in Engl [...]

South Park – What I Would Say t...

Stop making me cry, South Park

Calm Down, Spartans

You won.

Lions Fans All Over the World

“He’s a great guy. He is a good athlete, and he has a good personality,” Leuenberger, Switzerland, said. “He is not over the top like other players, who think they are invincible. He’s doing a great job, and if there’s someone who can lead the Lions to the Super Bowl, maybe he is the guy. “Maybe this [...]


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