Can’t really believe I’m writing this. Not because we massively choked and lost the last two games with a chance to close out the Semis, but because WE ARE HERE. It took one season with Kawhi to make us a contender, and now, it’s time to beat the Nuggets one more time. Look, we might […]
Dear Asher,
It is your first birthday! Sounds like you and your mom had a fun day. I really, really miss you buddy. We still haven’t met in person, but I dream about you all the time. I just want you to know, whenever you are old enough to read this, that I love you. I love […]
Stuck Inside
At first it didn’t seem so bad – everything slowed down, there was almost a nice stillness to it all. But then the reports in Europe and other countries kept getting worse. And now, it’s in Detroit. In New York. All over our fucking country, scaring the living shit out of all of us whether […]
Kansas City Claims 1st Super Bowl in 50 Years
That was an extremely enjoyable Super Bowl, from start to finish. A 10-10 game at halftime, gorgeous ass-shaking from Latina goddesses J-Lo and Shakira, and finally a three touchdown fourth quarter by Kansas City to complete a 10-point comeback and earn their first Super Bowl win since 1969. Patrick Maholmes won MVP, but it was […]
Mourning the Loss of a Legend
When we all found out that Kobe Bryant had passed, for kids my age in the late 90’s, for sports fans all over the world, and even for people who didn’t necessarily like Kobe, the news was extremely shocking and saddening. The man was young, but his daughter, who played the game eerily similar to […]
Snarf’s Playoff Picks
Bills > Texans Pats > Titans Vikings > Saints Seahawks > Eagles 49ers > Vikings Ravens > Bills Chiefs > Patriots Seahawks > Packers Ravens > Chiefs Seahawks > 49ers Super Bowl: Ravens 24, Seattle 21
Historians of the USA Say IMPEACH
At the end of the day, you and I are not historians; we might have a wealth of experience, of our own knowledge, some of us even majored in History. But there’s a handful of gs who basically know the depth of American History inside and out. And so to perhaps dispute the perspective that […]
Why Do Poor Republicans Want to Keep Everyone Else Down?
Whether it’s being anti-abortion, not wanting to lower college costs or raise wages, denying everyone health care, or even promoting more guns (and not denouncing police abuse of them), the GOP aka the Republican party seems to only care about the special interests of the rich. So, why on earth do so many poor white […]
Wild Dream
Ended with me and my girl stabbing the villain simultaneously right in the back with long metal daggers/pole-like long stabs right through him, and I finished it off by ripping it through his brains – you could smell the dead body (like rotten fish almost) even in the dream. So, how the fuck did we […]
DONALD: YOU’RE FIRED
This is about as blatant as it gets. After four years of waiting for this corruption in a suit to get held accountable for his treason, Donald Drumpf was dumb enough to double down on his 2016 election hack of Hillary Clinton, calling Ukraine and withholding $400 Million Dollars in defense funds unless they helped […]
Normani – Motivation
Kygo & Whitney Houston – Higher Love
Taylor Swift – You Need To Calm Down
Going Bad
Cash Cash & Digital Farm Animals – Millionaire feat. Nelly
Blueprint is There: BEAT THE WARRIORS
The Clippers exposed a team that surmised to turmoil nearly all season long, and now Houston has the defending champs in the same boat LA did: series tied, 2-2. The defense the Rockets displayed during game 3, especially from midway in the 1st quarter to halftime, is exactly how you beat GS. Don’t allow any […]
Panic! At The Disco – Dancing’s Not A Crime
The Ballad of Ann & Snarf
There were once two friends, who even though they lived in the same state, only knew each other thanks to an online chat. Snarf’s friend Ann could tell that he was in desperate need of a vacation, and after knowing each other two years, she swooped into town to pick him up. For a week, […]