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MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK

The Greatness of BTV

The Greatness of BTV

     SO, several months back, in the middle of the night, I stumble across this crazy chat room called, “Bongfather.” Myself, stoned and several drinks deep, was severely intrigued. Over the next few hours, two OGs (Raccoon, iommi) taught me about this long-standing stoner chat room for snarfs just like me.      Each and every […]

DAT BOI OBAMA – 40 CAL

One Last Time

One Last Time

What a ride it’s been, Barack Obama. From your 2008 victory while I was a junior in Ann Arbor to tonight’s speech in Chicago, you have turned this country around 180 degrees. In case anyone has forgotten, the United States was the laughing stock of the world, letting George Bush “Jr.” win back-to-back elections but […]

Meryl Streep Crushes Bully Drumpf

Devastation Island

No big deal… just fuck our Detroit/Michigan lives! Incredible job, referees! Kudos for organizing your strategic effort to cheat so precisely. 4th & goal? Perfect timing! Deep ball – why not?! Look, Cheate Carrol and fellow Cheathawks: I have 0 respect for you. Down 10-6 entering the final quarter, the NFL was too afraid we’d […]

#6 Seed? Fair Enough

Nope, it’s not what we wanted. Losing 31-24 in front of our home fans for the second time this year to Green Bay for the division title definitely blew balls. BUT – we have punched our ticket to the playoffs, and no one can take that from us. As coach Jim Caldwell stated, 12 teams […]

Extremely Proud of You, Blue

Down 20-6 at halftime, and 17-3 early on, it’d have been pretty easy to lay down and let Florida State seize the Orange Bowl for good. Instead, #6 ranked Michigan gave the audience an all-time game, falling one-point short after the referees missed an obvious call to end the game. Michigan gave up several uncharacteristic […]

Magic (feat. Rivers Cuomo)

30 Inches (feat. Gucci Mane & Project Pat) 

Accidentally In Love

Unprepared for the Big Time

This is a difficult article to write because I hate to blame the fans: but you disgust me, Detroit. You abandoned your city, and you are leaving your team to die. You don’t care, it’s cool. I know you don’t. Besides the Red Wings, who were chock full of Hall of Famers, I’ve watched ONE […]

Mike Posner – Top of the World ft. Big Sean 

Merry Christmas, World!

What a year it’s been. I encourage all to share this fine spirited holiday with their families and loved ones, reflecting on all there is to be grateful for. We honored Peyton Manning and his final ride to Super Bowl 50 glory; LeBron James & the Chicago Cubs, both down 3-1, ended horrific droughts to […]

Democrats Laying Down to Die?

First of all, we’ve got them. If we just press this, public support will be in our favor. It’s a bit fucked, the Republican way of throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks, but in this case, we have the CIA and numerous intelligence outlets backing us up. America is a strange country. […]

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